I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
when you do something wrong but you were only trying to help
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
how do you politely ask for the wifi password
i seriously think that the mellets should have their own tv show. my life will finally be complete.
Person: were you just crying